Post by def on Apr 1, 2020 15:17:14 GMT -6
LION KING…
In late 2019, TechLion, who once ran a highly controversial Detroit Lions underground website, sold all his Italian restaurants, and decided to open up a Lion Big Cat Zoo in the heart of the D. It was a financial gamble, but he had no idea know how popular it would become. He had two assistants that did most of the work, Blog and Marc Spindler, the former Detroit Lion DE. Spindler was merely hired to intimidate the real Lions and get in the way of any attacks and so far it had worked well. Tech or THE LION KING's new reality show, LION KING had rapidly become a local UHF WKBD Channel 50 Detroit phenomenon. It was also growing rapidly on Youtube, and as a result he’s sold more LION KING merchandise than the actual NFL team, The Detroit Lions.
By the way, right now, you can get an authentic NFL jersey of Bobby Layne, once nicknamed "Sweet Bobby," for only $49.99, with free shipping. THE LION KING soon became a franchise. Families would come all the way from Cleveland to see the large cats munch on whole chickens or Little Caesars Pizzas. Blog was in charge of cleaning up the cages when one day, Samson, the largest Lion in the park went at him. Blog tried to play dead, but that only works for bears, so he was mauled pretty good before Marc Spindler ran in and body slammed the animal, a perfect pancake. When Blog woke up an hour later, the Doctor's took his left arm, because it would require more surgery to fix and they didn't want to deal with it. So the next day, Blog continued to work at the park.
Tech had some love interests outside of his wife, but it was an open marriage, most of LION KING's mistresses were supplied by LN, from his pimp service, Pimps R US. LN tied it into his pot business and somehow no arrests have been made yet. In fact, most Lions fans now ran weed businesses, The Dane had 8 greenhouses up by Pontiac, in a remote area. Hunter MSU had two greenhouses, but that was just extra money to support his whiskey habit. wombat and slybri ran Honolulu Weed, a biz where they dyed their weed blue. Judge Smails smoked all his stash and became homeless. Cap N Crunch got busted for weed trafficking by weaving it into blankets to get past customs, but the delivery was taken to the wrong address in Mexico and someone there started selling the blankets, which got the Federali's involved. badnews didn't smoke weed, a rare occasion for someone these days and instead worked hard to make ends meet after getting turned down for a position at LION KING park as a food truck man. grumpy who had connections for LION KING in the monkey arena got him a huge Silverback from Africa and made a tidy sum. Sanders97 joined a Pantera tribute band and was able to create a meth connection with the park through Snowdog, but more on that later. But of all Lion's fans in the world, Vic Turner, became the thing of legend in the D. Vic monopolized the week market and had 5 different plots of land, all over 20 acres in 5 different states. Vic was quickly becoming the Pablo Escobar of weed market in the Midwest and chances were if you smoke a blunt in 2020 north of Kentucky, it came from one of his greenhouses, over 10,000 in all. He even worked with Hunter MSU’s helicopter business for preliminary fly overs, to be sure his excessive green could not be seen from overhead by the FBI.
But by now blog was hooked on Meth, it helped the pain of losing his arm. So he jerked it left handed, but that didn't work. Rumor around the park was he and Spindler were having an affair, this rumor really took off when he was seen walking funny after hanging out with the former DE one afternoon in the rec-room, alone together watching Housewives of ATL. Trump, who was once millenbacker or MB worked the cash register in the gift shop and seen blog buckling his pants and grabbing his asshole. Trump has been quoted as saying, "Marc Spindler definitely wore the pants in that relationship. He was in pain a lot for sure and not just from his arm."
Trump was loyal, always feisty and one of the few who never did any drugs there. No, he made his own home brew, which was good for others at the park needing a late night drink, after the stores had been closed.
Rusty Hilger across town ran a rescue Lions camp and zoo. He started feuding with TechLion over his business practices, saying that Tech Lion was abusing the animals. Rusty was also making money from Lions, also monkeys and three Tigers that were popular for people to see and pet. Rusty drugged his animals though and encouraged kids to pet them and they did, and so this made his business even more popular, almost as big as The Lion King’s.
Tech "THE LION KING" started to improve his zoo as well, getting some Tigers and kangaroos. He hired blaming to look after the smaller animals that came to the park, like the King Cobras and Panda Bears, but a Cobra got his neck and blaming was found dead in the morning, vomit and spit coming out of his mouth and his head was black from the venom. The Cobra was laying right on top of him, like he owned him. This was bad publicity for the LION KING, so he did some PR work.
During training camp, Spindler got ahold of some football buddies like Ron Rice, Bennie Blades and Dexter Bussey and they signed autographs at Tech’s zoo. This pissed Rusty off so Rusty sent his right hand man Phalanx over late one night to burn down Tech’s media room, but two kangaroos were in there for some reason and they both couldn't hop out in time and died, on the "barbi" you could say. I know this is rough to hear and sad, but it only added to LION KING'S PR problems and after Eddie Murray paid a visit to the park, Rusty keyed his car and this started a war. Tech sued Rusty, who then counter-sued Tech, who subsequently counter sued Rusty, who again sent over Phalanx to bug Tech’s office and rec-room for info.
Meanwhile, Snowdog paid the park a visit one day and brought his own homegrown meth. He had concocted a sure fire recipe that became legendary, “Breaking Bad good” as they say. Rumor had it Snow put Lysol in the Meth to really give it that extra kick. And some said this was really when the park went downhill. Snow sold blog through Tech over 1M in meth a month and there wasn’t a lunch break or lull when most everybody at the park was smoking the shit. They got cocky with the Lions and Samson’s bitch, Deliliah, one-day bit trump’s face off. Trump ran into the cage to feed the mangy Lion, because blog and Spindler were making out in back and left the gate open. Trump is still in the hospital, but due to Lion King’s connections, they are rebuilding him through AI. Trump has bionic strength now and is undergoing facial reconstructive surgery. Nobody knew that trump would become the ultimate Lion King when this was all over.
bogartin was the fifth mofo to get hired. bogartin lost both of his legs, but not from a Lion attack, from smoking a bowl one night and falling off the roof of his garage. He had prosthetic limbs and despite a settlement case, continued to spend all his money smoking weed and bad mouthing the GOV. He was in charge of feeding the animals.
Meanwhile, Felix and golden were in another cage, two fierce Lions that were put in back because they had kept attacking people. With all the Meth and booze, the Lions at the park went nuts as well, when blog accidentally gave Felix and Golden, two male Lions meth with their raw chicken. After eating the meth induced raw chicken, the two Lions broke out and attacked most of 8 Mile Road.
This added to Tech’s lawsuit with Rusty.
SignaporeLion was an Asian tiger from Siberia and he inseminated a lot of females, making LION KING a lot of money, which is how LION KING got rich.
But it was all for not, Rusty Hilger won in court and took over the park, booting Tech, blog, bogartin, trump, SignaporeLion and Spindler from the only home they'd known for a year. One-day Tech gave a bionic trump 3 grand to kill Rusty and so he did, but Tech Lion King was found guilty in a nationwide hire to kill case. Felix and Golden ran off, still roaming Detroit, no one knows what happened to those Lions, but people are disappearing at a rapid rate.
bogartin testified against LION KING and LION KING got 22 years, but appeals are in the works. Then LION KING wired trump another 3k from prison and trump ripped off bogartin's arms to match his legs. Then trump disappeared, FBI is still trying to find him.
I was filming it all and had so much proof of drug use, murder plots, prostitution, drug trafficking, GOV conspiracy and animal abuse to put everyone away for a long time, but I kept it and didn’t tell anyone.
BCLions was the first to write LION KING in prison and got him to call 1-800-call-sam. Blog was also found guilty a month later, loitering and soliciting prostitution during the pandemic of 2020.
And so what about the actual team, the Detroit Lions of the NFL? Well, they went on to win a Super Bowl, but nobody cared, because the country was in a Civil War.
Salut
In late 2019, TechLion, who once ran a highly controversial Detroit Lions underground website, sold all his Italian restaurants, and decided to open up a Lion Big Cat Zoo in the heart of the D. It was a financial gamble, but he had no idea know how popular it would become. He had two assistants that did most of the work, Blog and Marc Spindler, the former Detroit Lion DE. Spindler was merely hired to intimidate the real Lions and get in the way of any attacks and so far it had worked well. Tech or THE LION KING's new reality show, LION KING had rapidly become a local UHF WKBD Channel 50 Detroit phenomenon. It was also growing rapidly on Youtube, and as a result he’s sold more LION KING merchandise than the actual NFL team, The Detroit Lions.
By the way, right now, you can get an authentic NFL jersey of Bobby Layne, once nicknamed "Sweet Bobby," for only $49.99, with free shipping. THE LION KING soon became a franchise. Families would come all the way from Cleveland to see the large cats munch on whole chickens or Little Caesars Pizzas. Blog was in charge of cleaning up the cages when one day, Samson, the largest Lion in the park went at him. Blog tried to play dead, but that only works for bears, so he was mauled pretty good before Marc Spindler ran in and body slammed the animal, a perfect pancake. When Blog woke up an hour later, the Doctor's took his left arm, because it would require more surgery to fix and they didn't want to deal with it. So the next day, Blog continued to work at the park.
Tech had some love interests outside of his wife, but it was an open marriage, most of LION KING's mistresses were supplied by LN, from his pimp service, Pimps R US. LN tied it into his pot business and somehow no arrests have been made yet. In fact, most Lions fans now ran weed businesses, The Dane had 8 greenhouses up by Pontiac, in a remote area. Hunter MSU had two greenhouses, but that was just extra money to support his whiskey habit. wombat and slybri ran Honolulu Weed, a biz where they dyed their weed blue. Judge Smails smoked all his stash and became homeless. Cap N Crunch got busted for weed trafficking by weaving it into blankets to get past customs, but the delivery was taken to the wrong address in Mexico and someone there started selling the blankets, which got the Federali's involved. badnews didn't smoke weed, a rare occasion for someone these days and instead worked hard to make ends meet after getting turned down for a position at LION KING park as a food truck man. grumpy who had connections for LION KING in the monkey arena got him a huge Silverback from Africa and made a tidy sum. Sanders97 joined a Pantera tribute band and was able to create a meth connection with the park through Snowdog, but more on that later. But of all Lion's fans in the world, Vic Turner, became the thing of legend in the D. Vic monopolized the week market and had 5 different plots of land, all over 20 acres in 5 different states. Vic was quickly becoming the Pablo Escobar of weed market in the Midwest and chances were if you smoke a blunt in 2020 north of Kentucky, it came from one of his greenhouses, over 10,000 in all. He even worked with Hunter MSU’s helicopter business for preliminary fly overs, to be sure his excessive green could not be seen from overhead by the FBI.
But by now blog was hooked on Meth, it helped the pain of losing his arm. So he jerked it left handed, but that didn't work. Rumor around the park was he and Spindler were having an affair, this rumor really took off when he was seen walking funny after hanging out with the former DE one afternoon in the rec-room, alone together watching Housewives of ATL. Trump, who was once millenbacker or MB worked the cash register in the gift shop and seen blog buckling his pants and grabbing his asshole. Trump has been quoted as saying, "Marc Spindler definitely wore the pants in that relationship. He was in pain a lot for sure and not just from his arm."
Trump was loyal, always feisty and one of the few who never did any drugs there. No, he made his own home brew, which was good for others at the park needing a late night drink, after the stores had been closed.
Rusty Hilger across town ran a rescue Lions camp and zoo. He started feuding with TechLion over his business practices, saying that Tech Lion was abusing the animals. Rusty was also making money from Lions, also monkeys and three Tigers that were popular for people to see and pet. Rusty drugged his animals though and encouraged kids to pet them and they did, and so this made his business even more popular, almost as big as The Lion King’s.
Tech "THE LION KING" started to improve his zoo as well, getting some Tigers and kangaroos. He hired blaming to look after the smaller animals that came to the park, like the King Cobras and Panda Bears, but a Cobra got his neck and blaming was found dead in the morning, vomit and spit coming out of his mouth and his head was black from the venom. The Cobra was laying right on top of him, like he owned him. This was bad publicity for the LION KING, so he did some PR work.
During training camp, Spindler got ahold of some football buddies like Ron Rice, Bennie Blades and Dexter Bussey and they signed autographs at Tech’s zoo. This pissed Rusty off so Rusty sent his right hand man Phalanx over late one night to burn down Tech’s media room, but two kangaroos were in there for some reason and they both couldn't hop out in time and died, on the "barbi" you could say. I know this is rough to hear and sad, but it only added to LION KING'S PR problems and after Eddie Murray paid a visit to the park, Rusty keyed his car and this started a war. Tech sued Rusty, who then counter-sued Tech, who subsequently counter sued Rusty, who again sent over Phalanx to bug Tech’s office and rec-room for info.
Meanwhile, Snowdog paid the park a visit one day and brought his own homegrown meth. He had concocted a sure fire recipe that became legendary, “Breaking Bad good” as they say. Rumor had it Snow put Lysol in the Meth to really give it that extra kick. And some said this was really when the park went downhill. Snow sold blog through Tech over 1M in meth a month and there wasn’t a lunch break or lull when most everybody at the park was smoking the shit. They got cocky with the Lions and Samson’s bitch, Deliliah, one-day bit trump’s face off. Trump ran into the cage to feed the mangy Lion, because blog and Spindler were making out in back and left the gate open. Trump is still in the hospital, but due to Lion King’s connections, they are rebuilding him through AI. Trump has bionic strength now and is undergoing facial reconstructive surgery. Nobody knew that trump would become the ultimate Lion King when this was all over.
bogartin was the fifth mofo to get hired. bogartin lost both of his legs, but not from a Lion attack, from smoking a bowl one night and falling off the roof of his garage. He had prosthetic limbs and despite a settlement case, continued to spend all his money smoking weed and bad mouthing the GOV. He was in charge of feeding the animals.
Meanwhile, Felix and golden were in another cage, two fierce Lions that were put in back because they had kept attacking people. With all the Meth and booze, the Lions at the park went nuts as well, when blog accidentally gave Felix and Golden, two male Lions meth with their raw chicken. After eating the meth induced raw chicken, the two Lions broke out and attacked most of 8 Mile Road.
This added to Tech’s lawsuit with Rusty.
SignaporeLion was an Asian tiger from Siberia and he inseminated a lot of females, making LION KING a lot of money, which is how LION KING got rich.
But it was all for not, Rusty Hilger won in court and took over the park, booting Tech, blog, bogartin, trump, SignaporeLion and Spindler from the only home they'd known for a year. One-day Tech gave a bionic trump 3 grand to kill Rusty and so he did, but Tech Lion King was found guilty in a nationwide hire to kill case. Felix and Golden ran off, still roaming Detroit, no one knows what happened to those Lions, but people are disappearing at a rapid rate.
bogartin testified against LION KING and LION KING got 22 years, but appeals are in the works. Then LION KING wired trump another 3k from prison and trump ripped off bogartin's arms to match his legs. Then trump disappeared, FBI is still trying to find him.
I was filming it all and had so much proof of drug use, murder plots, prostitution, drug trafficking, GOV conspiracy and animal abuse to put everyone away for a long time, but I kept it and didn’t tell anyone.
BCLions was the first to write LION KING in prison and got him to call 1-800-call-sam. Blog was also found guilty a month later, loitering and soliciting prostitution during the pandemic of 2020.
And so what about the actual team, the Detroit Lions of the NFL? Well, they went on to win a Super Bowl, but nobody cared, because the country was in a Civil War.
Salut
