Post by def on Aug 11, 2023 13:46:28 GMT -6
They will be no mention of Bobby Layne this year I repeat there will be no mention of Bobby Layne. Vic Turner right now is rolling a doobie and he's praying to the football gods that there will be no more losing seasons at least not for a little while. Tech is probably jacking off as usual because he's been married so long, but his dedication and loyalty to the cause has got him a press box at Ford Field, where he will pee next to every starter on this new Lions team and relinquish that dirt onto this message board.
For years ladies and gentlemen - mostly gentlemen (aside from Rusty ))- this team has caused more fits and headaches than a fat girl getting into her prom dress and for me, at least 12 broken TVs over the years.
I have a new TV now and I'm not going to break it I don't care how bad or how good the season is. I will only break my TV if we win a playoff game. I don't even care if we go to the super bowl. BuT - If we go to the super bowl I will torch my TV on fire, then drink a half gallon of scoresby and drive to wherever this super bowl is this year. I don't even know. I haven't even looked yet hopefully it's not too far. Once upon arrival at the stadium where the super bowl is to be played ... If the lions were to play in said super bowl which knock on wood is just an aberration right now...it is just a fantasy but if it were to happen if it were to take place...if this Lions team were to make a super bowl in my lifetime...I will trek cross country wherever that super bowl is (I will Google it later) and I will be hammered by the time I get there and I will purchase no tickets but I will sneak in. I will get on the field and I will streak ...I said I will streak naked on the field of the super bowl if the lions were to make it. Flag this post this is talk to text... I am playing Pantera so some of this might not come out too well. This is my first talk to text blog like this and I repeat I will not mention Bobby Layne petty stupid ass ever again. May this year be filled with fun fun most of all competitiveness and if the refs want to give it to us one more time and the vein of NFL d favoritism that seems to plague this Detroit team of football Giants well if the refs got some plans maybe it's time to prank call New York ref headquarters and talk to Dan Blangino or whatever the fuck his name is and cuss his ass out... knock on wood ...the coaching staff is probably the best we've ever had, the only thing that will save us now is a kicker that can kick 35 Plus consistently. All that said and I'm not going to edit this at all because I'm Broken by Pantera is jamming right now on my JBL Bluetooth speaker and I have no clue what's going on. This is the first preseason game folks and right now Felix and golden are probably giving each other reach around and drinking some cold brews which is fine.
Blog probably moved to France and is now an illegal immigrant. I know there's a lot of gay references in here but some of you m************ are gay. That said Rusty hilger is definitely gay and I know he's drinking wine right now preparing his cheese coutteirte trays I know that didn't come out right I noticed that the word mother****** has been censored which is a problem with this talk to text.
Many have come and gone from the site there's been people like Snow Lion wombat and that dork from Oregon what was his name Phalanx? I noticed that phalanx guy has not came on this site to pump up how good pene sewell is. I know a lot of this is misspelled wrong or spelled wrong but here's the thing Hunter MSU your Spartans are going down but the lions are coming up so there is hope. Bad news.. maybe we can get you to change your name to good news. And Trump formally MB keep popping out those cold brews and keep yelling at the mother f****** TV to keep that good karma going playoffs here we come knock on wood. BC Lions Singapore lion blaming Barry and other blaming who's now blaming millen or blaming Quinn, who's now blaming somebody else.
The truth is this board has dealt with all kinds of dysfunctional assholes but we all have one mission and one goal to speak truth about this team that we've been speaking about for f****** two decades now and we've never been in this position before where the football Gods have seemed to have aligned and give us a coach with confidence and humor and tenacity and down to earth no bullshit swagger. We also have good coaches on defense as well so all that being said it'll be no more written voodoo reverse the curse of Bobby Lane blogs on this site. This is a talk to text FUCK YOU to Bobby Lane and that is the last time I will ever utter that word because if all goes right knock on wood and if the ball bounces right knock on wood and if the refs pull their panties out of their assholes knock on wood then this should be an interesting season. Hang in there chaps there are many other people on this site that I do not remember their names at this moment I've had 3 natty daddys 25 oz I am slumming it and if anybody has had 25 oz cans of Natty Daddy and have drank three then you'll know where I'm at. Adrenaline high octane flowing through my veins at light speed. Godspeed. Blah blah blah
Salut mofos
For years ladies and gentlemen - mostly gentlemen (aside from Rusty ))- this team has caused more fits and headaches than a fat girl getting into her prom dress and for me, at least 12 broken TVs over the years.
I have a new TV now and I'm not going to break it I don't care how bad or how good the season is. I will only break my TV if we win a playoff game. I don't even care if we go to the super bowl. BuT - If we go to the super bowl I will torch my TV on fire, then drink a half gallon of scoresby and drive to wherever this super bowl is this year. I don't even know. I haven't even looked yet hopefully it's not too far. Once upon arrival at the stadium where the super bowl is to be played ... If the lions were to play in said super bowl which knock on wood is just an aberration right now...it is just a fantasy but if it were to happen if it were to take place...if this Lions team were to make a super bowl in my lifetime...I will trek cross country wherever that super bowl is (I will Google it later) and I will be hammered by the time I get there and I will purchase no tickets but I will sneak in. I will get on the field and I will streak ...I said I will streak naked on the field of the super bowl if the lions were to make it. Flag this post this is talk to text... I am playing Pantera so some of this might not come out too well. This is my first talk to text blog like this and I repeat I will not mention Bobby Layne petty stupid ass ever again. May this year be filled with fun fun most of all competitiveness and if the refs want to give it to us one more time and the vein of NFL d favoritism that seems to plague this Detroit team of football Giants well if the refs got some plans maybe it's time to prank call New York ref headquarters and talk to Dan Blangino or whatever the fuck his name is and cuss his ass out... knock on wood ...the coaching staff is probably the best we've ever had, the only thing that will save us now is a kicker that can kick 35 Plus consistently. All that said and I'm not going to edit this at all because I'm Broken by Pantera is jamming right now on my JBL Bluetooth speaker and I have no clue what's going on. This is the first preseason game folks and right now Felix and golden are probably giving each other reach around and drinking some cold brews which is fine.
Blog probably moved to France and is now an illegal immigrant. I know there's a lot of gay references in here but some of you m************ are gay. That said Rusty hilger is definitely gay and I know he's drinking wine right now preparing his cheese coutteirte trays I know that didn't come out right I noticed that the word mother****** has been censored which is a problem with this talk to text.
Many have come and gone from the site there's been people like Snow Lion wombat and that dork from Oregon what was his name Phalanx? I noticed that phalanx guy has not came on this site to pump up how good pene sewell is. I know a lot of this is misspelled wrong or spelled wrong but here's the thing Hunter MSU your Spartans are going down but the lions are coming up so there is hope. Bad news.. maybe we can get you to change your name to good news. And Trump formally MB keep popping out those cold brews and keep yelling at the mother f****** TV to keep that good karma going playoffs here we come knock on wood. BC Lions Singapore lion blaming Barry and other blaming who's now blaming millen or blaming Quinn, who's now blaming somebody else.
The truth is this board has dealt with all kinds of dysfunctional assholes but we all have one mission and one goal to speak truth about this team that we've been speaking about for f****** two decades now and we've never been in this position before where the football Gods have seemed to have aligned and give us a coach with confidence and humor and tenacity and down to earth no bullshit swagger. We also have good coaches on defense as well so all that being said it'll be no more written voodoo reverse the curse of Bobby Lane blogs on this site. This is a talk to text FUCK YOU to Bobby Lane and that is the last time I will ever utter that word because if all goes right knock on wood and if the ball bounces right knock on wood and if the refs pull their panties out of their assholes knock on wood then this should be an interesting season. Hang in there chaps there are many other people on this site that I do not remember their names at this moment I've had 3 natty daddys 25 oz I am slumming it and if anybody has had 25 oz cans of Natty Daddy and have drank three then you'll know where I'm at. Adrenaline high octane flowing through my veins at light speed. Godspeed. Blah blah blah
Salut mofos
